- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.