- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Turkey Balls

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

hi jonny

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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