Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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guess what? bannanas

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Andoni was here

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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