How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How you know when dislextic

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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