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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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