Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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