- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

These Jokes suck.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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