THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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