- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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