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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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