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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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