- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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