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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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