- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A blind man walks into a library.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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