What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

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