knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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