- Anti Joke

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.