Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

i saw amango it splootered

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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