Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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