- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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