Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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