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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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