Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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