- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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