Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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