"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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