- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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