What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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