What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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