- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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