- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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