What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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