- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??