- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Gustavo Andrade

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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