What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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i saw amango it splootered

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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