- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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