- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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