- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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