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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Women's rights.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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