What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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