Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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