- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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