- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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