- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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