When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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