- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

no really what are ur names?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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