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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Im adopted

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