knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Your mums a potato

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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