What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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