- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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