- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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