- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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