- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Rebecca Black's career.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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