What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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White men's rights

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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