- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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