- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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