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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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