- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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