- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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