- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I'm Polish.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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