- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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