If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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