a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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