A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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