Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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