A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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