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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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