What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A dancer walks into a barre

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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