- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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