Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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