How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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