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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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