- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yellow People !!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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