Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

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