A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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