a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Anti Joke

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