Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Suck pussy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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