Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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David Cameron

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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