What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Jimmy Saville

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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