- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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