- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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