How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Tony Romo

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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These Jokes suck.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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