- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

haha black people :D

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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