Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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