- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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