What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Where's my baby??

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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