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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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