what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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deez nuts

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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