Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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