What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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