A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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