- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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