¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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