A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Your're racist.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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