- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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