What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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