The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I asked her where you were.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Anti Joke

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