Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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