- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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