Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

The american education system.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A hill billy went fishing

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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