- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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