a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

an emo girl walked into a white room

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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