Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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poo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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oh hey.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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