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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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