why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

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