- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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