- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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