A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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