- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock Come in

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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