- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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