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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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