Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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