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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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