- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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