- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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