- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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