- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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