- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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