What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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