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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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