How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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