- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Cripples are lame.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Chris Bosh's neck

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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