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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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