What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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