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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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