Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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