What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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