Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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like if your cool

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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