Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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