Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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