have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Women's rights

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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