Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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