Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

God is real.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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