Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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