- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

One, two, three, four and five

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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