When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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