Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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