- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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