so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Anti Joke

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