- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I'm so punny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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