Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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