Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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