How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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