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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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