- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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