- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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