Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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