Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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