- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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