- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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