- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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