- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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