- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How old are you? 7

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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