- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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