- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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