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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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