An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Ben Corbishley

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