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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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