- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

im telling maguire

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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