- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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