- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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