- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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