- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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