- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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