What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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GOODBYE

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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