- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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