Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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