- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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