Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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