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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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