An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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