What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

pudding

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Gay rights.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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