- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

12 in general

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Chris is hairy

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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