Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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