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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Where's my baby??

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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