- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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