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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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