Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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