What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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