- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

No it doesnt..

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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