- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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