- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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