What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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