- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

meatspin.fr

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Potassium? K.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??