Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Women's professional sports

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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