I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do I hate? people

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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