- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

knock knock? come in

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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