- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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