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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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