- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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