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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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