What does? 42

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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