Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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