What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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jews

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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