- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Chuck Norris.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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