Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

You are joking right?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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