What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Homo say what?

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why? Because.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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